Wednesday, March 1, 2017

एक कहानी...

मैं पढने मे व्यस्त था, तभी कुछ मच्छरों ने आकर मेरा खून चूसना शुरू कर दिया। स्वाभाविक प्रतिक्रिया में मेरा हाथ उठा और चटाक .....।।।दो-एक मच्छर ढेर हो गए.!! फिर क्या था उन्होंने शोर मचाना शुरू कर दिया कि मैं असहिष्णु हो गया हूँ.!! मैंने कहा तुम खून चूसोगे तो मैं मारूंगा.!! इसमें असहिष्णुता की क्या बात है.??? वो कहने लगे खून चूसना उनकी आज़ादी है.!! "आज़ादी" शब्द सुनते ही कई बुद्धिजीवी उनके पक्ष में उतर आये और बहस करने लगे.!! इसके बाद नारेबाजी शुरू हो गई., "कितने मच्छर मारोगे हर घर से मच्छर निकलेगा".??? बुद्धिजीवियों ने अख़बार में तपते तर्कों के साथ बड़े-बड़े लेख लिखना शुरू कर दिया.!! उनका कहना था कि मच्छर देह पर मौज़ूद तो थे लेकिन खून चूस रहे थे ये कहाँ सिद्ध हुआ है.?? और अगर चूस भी रहे थे तो भी ये गलत तो हो सकता है लेकिन 'देहद्रोह' की श्रेणी में नहीं आता, क्योंकि ये "मच्छर" बहुत ही प्रगतिशील रहे हैं., किसी की भी देह पर बैठ जाना इनका 'सरोकार' रहा है.!! मैंने कहा मैं अपना खून नहीं चूसने दूंगा बस.!!! तो कहने लगे ये "एक्सट्रीम देहप्रेम" है.! तुम तानाशाह हो ...तुम कट्टरपंथ हो, डिबेट से भाग रहे हो.!!! मैंने कहा तुम्हारा उदारवाद तुम्हें मेरा खून चूसने की इज़ाज़त नहीं दे सकता.!!! थोड़ा खून चूसने से तुम्हारी मौत तो नहीं हो जाता, लेकिन तुमने मासूम मच्छरों की ज़िन्दगी छीन ली.!! "फेयर ट्रायल" का मौका भी नहीं दिया.!!! इतने में ही कुछ राजनेता भी आ गए और वो उन मच्छरों को अपने बगीचे की 'बहार' का बेटा बताने लगे.!! हालात से हैरान और परेशान होकर मैंने कहा कि लेकिन ऐसे ही मच्छरों को खून चूसने देने से मलेरिया हो जाता है, और तुरंत न सही बाद में बीमार और कमज़ोर होकर मौत हो जाती है.!! इस पर वो कहने लगे कि तुम्हारे पास तर्क़ नहीं हैं इसलिए तुम भविष्य की कल्पनाओं के आधार पर अपने 'फासीवादी' फैसले को ठीक ठहरा रहे हो..!!! मैंने कहा ये साइंटिफिक तथ्य है कि मच्छरों के काटने से मलेरिया होता है., मुझे इससे पहले अतीत में भी ये झेलना पड़ा है.!! साइंटिफिक शब्द उन्हें समझ नहीं आया.!! तथ्य के जवाब में वो कहने लगे कि मैं इतिहास को मच्छर समाज के प्रति अपनी घृणा का बहाना बना रहा हूँ., जबकि मुझे वर्तमान में जीना चाहिए..!!! इतने हंगामें के बाद उन्होंने मेरे ही सर माहौल बिगाड़ने का आरोप भी मढ़ दिया.!!! मेरे ख़िलाफ़ मेरे कान में घुसकर सारे मच्छर भिन्नाने लगे कि "लेके रहेंगे आज़ादी"..." लेके रहेंगे आजादी"!!! मैं बहस और विवाद में पड़कर परेशान हो गया था। उससे ज़्यादा जितना कि खून चूसे जाने पर हुआ था.!!! आख़िरकार मुझे तुलसी बाबा याद आये: "सठ सन विनय कुटिल सन प्रीती...."। और फिर मैंने काला हिट उठाया और मंडली से मार्च तक, बगीचे से नाले तक उनके हर सॉफिस्टिकेटेड और सीक्रेट ठिकाने पर दे मारा.!!! एक बार तेजी से भिन्न-भिन्न हुई और फिर सब शांत.!! उसके बाद से न कोई बहस न कोई विवाद., न कोई आज़ादी ,न कोई बर्बादी., न कोई क्रांति न कोई सरोकार.!!! अब सब कुछ ठीक है.!! मतलब की तबियत से कुटाई जरुरी है इन नाशपीटों की ...समझ रहे हो ना।

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Get to Work

You have BIG goals and BIG dreams to work on this weekend...don't you?

The weekend is a time to rest and relax only for those who have no life purpose, no mission, no vision and no intention of changing the world!

Use this weekend to get to work on the big picture and your dreams!

Use the weekend to pull yourself out of the hole you might be in financially or professionally and develop yourself and skills so you can start to live the life you want...not the life you are preparing to settle for!

Use the weekend to develop a future  plan for that crazy idea you keep talking about and invest time researching and investigating how you are going to make it a reality!

Turn the TV off and turn your phone off and get to work...I know you want to chill out and hang out with your friends but guess what they aren't going to make your dreams a reality, they aren't going to pay off your student loans and they won't be there for you when you lack the knowledge, skills and personal resources to make the moves you want to make in your life.

All I'm saying is Put in a little extra effort and time to make what seems impossible, possible and that all starts by using every spare minute you have to change yourself and change your current circumstances.

Be honest with yourself and if you get that sick feeling in your gut when you look at your bills, debts, career prospects or living arrangements and lifestyle....DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. ...don't wait until it's too late and you're overcome with stress and overwhelmed by your situation, because that's the road to depression, illness and regret!

Play time is over!
Get to work !!

Friday, December 4, 2015

Chennai Rain


Have u heard about Chennai ....?
Chennai ...Which always stay on TOP position to provide job...food...shelter...to all of us....
But Today Chennai is strand.. asking for help... from us...
People in Chennai are hungry , thirsty & fighting for life....
And what we did.... Read news ... Feel sorry for them and continues our routine life...

NDRF , Indian Army, Indian Navy , Indian Air force trying their best to rescue strand people...
And what we did... Read News.. Feel happy.. thank them.. and continues our routine life...

Junior NTR donated Rs 10 lakhs ,  Mahesh Babu donates Rs 10 lakhs  , Ravi Teja donates Rs 5 lakhs  and Allu Arjun donates 25 lakhs to TN CM’s Relief fund.
And What we did.. Read News... Feel happy ... Thank them ... and continues our routine life...

Common people donating their times using social sites to help the strands by updating their requirements to concerned .
 And What we did.. Read News... Feel happy ... Thank them ... and continues our routine life...

We are thinking and being happy that SAB TO HELP KAR HI RAHE HAI...think once... AGAR SABHI YAHI SOCHE TO....

So let us pause our routine life...HELP Chennai in any manner..
If you have time.. Donate it..
If you have cloths... Donate it...
If you have Money... Donate it...
It doesn’t matter HOW MUCH you are donating...Donate it

Here are some useful links to send help to Chennai....
In these links you will surely get idea that How you can help ....


I, Ambesh Tiwari, Donating 10% of my monthly salary for Chennai People.. Our People...  And YOU????

SomeOne Truely said... You don’t always need Money to do good things... You just need an Idea...(Not SIM Card)... With this assumption that after reading this article... Some of us  come forward to help Chennai...

Just Do SOMETHING DIFFERENT... it will make you happy .... from inside... 

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Happy Diwali

Aaj subah se kitni baar bola hoga aap sabne... hai na....actually aaj subah se kyu.. kuch din pahle se hi advance me bolna suru kar diya tha hum sab ne....Hai na..
Anyways.... Aaap Sabhi ko Diwali ki hardik subhkamanye...

Aap soch rhe honge ki aaj k din mai blogging kyu kar rha hu..mujhe patakhe jalane chahiye...masti karna chahiye... festival enjoy karna chahiye....
Mai Apko batana chahunga ki mai festival hi enjoy rha hu..Khusiyon ka festival ....apne tarike se...

Ap to jante hi honge ki  Diwali ka festival manane k bahut se philosophies hai.. I am not going to remind all.. but agar zest nilaka jaye to ye pata chalta hai ki hum Jhut k upper sach ka vijay hone ki khusi manate hai.. hai na???
Agar Dekha jaye to Diwali ya DEEPAVALI ka meaning lighting hota hai.. kyu ki agar Deepawali ....Deep aur Aawli se mil k bana hai.. aur Deep mean Diya and Aawli means rows/series... means Series of Deeps ...English me Deepavali ko Festival of Lightings v bolte hai...

Ye humari bahut purani parampra hai.. jo hum follow karte aa rhe hai.... Mana jaata hai ki Diwali ki raat laxmi mata ji dharti pe aati hai...so hum unka swagat Lighting se karte hai...

Agar current Scenario ki baat ki jaye to..Scenario ye hai ki... hum apne padhosi ko nhi pahchante...pahchane v kyu...Hume aur v bahut sare kaam hai....
Hamara EGO hume bahut pasand hai.... hum wait karte hai ki samne wala wish kar to hum karenge.. warne hume kyaa....Din bhar koi v dress pahen k normal life jaise rahenge... but jaise hi sham hua.... Diwali ka enjoyment suru.... Hum insaan v machine ho gaye hai.... khus v time hone se hote hai.....

Uske baad aati hai.. Diye jalane wali baat.... to.... Diye jalana is old fashion yaar.... hum to candles jala dete hai.. warna lightings is best.... but bhagwan k pass to Ghee wale Diye hi Jalenge... aur wo v panch..kam nhi hona chahiye ....aur haan... Ek to raat bhar jalna chahiye....Baki jagah to bas u hi...lightings hone se matlab hai na...Bahut khusi ki baat hai ..Humne apne aap ko time k sath change kar liya hai...

Lekin Jab baat Patakhe ki ho to andar excitement aa jata hai...Bahut sare plans hote hain dimag me jaise.... “Aaj to aag laga dena hai” ,  “Bade bade bomb launga jis se sabke kaan fat jaye”, “ Iss baar to patakhe ki sabse badi wali Lari lana hai.. Sharmaji k ghar se mishra ji ghar jaye aur sabke dhoti me aag laga de”  aur bhi bahut ...bla bla bla....
Sach batau to Mujhe ye samajh me nhi aaya.. ki Hum patakhe kyu jalate hai...

Ye janne k liye maine ek chota survey karne ka kosis kiya.... maine kuch logo se pucha wo patakhe kyu jalate hai... answers v bahut interesting tha....
Bahut logo ne kaha...Parampara hai humara .....Sadiyo se chala aa rha hai.... khusiyaan manate hai patakhe jala k....
Kuch logo ne kaha to kuch aur... but meaning ye nikala ki ...Unko apna status dikhana hai....
Maje ki baat hai.. kuch logo ko to pata hi nhi... wo to iss liye jalate hai kyu ki sabhi jalate hai...

Kya aapne kabhi socha hai...ki aap Diwali me Patakhe kyu jalate hai... Parampara nibhane ya Dikhawe k liye...?

Kabhi Kabhi mujhe lagta hai ki.... Diwali is no more about the message of right over wrong..yaa Dhan ki Devi Laxmi mata se aasirwad lene k liye nhi manate... balki Diwali ek competition hai.... ye prove karna ka.... ki kaun kitna karch kar sakta decoration me...ya kaun kitna patakhe jala sakta hai...?
Kuch log to apne mehanat k kamayi ki bada hissa patakhe me kharch kar dete hai... kabhi kabhi to baad me pachtawa v hota hai.. ki kuch jayada hi kharch ho gaya...

Aur ye patakhe k brand v mast mast hote hai...Murga brand, laxmi brand, Standard brand , Mirchi Brand, Success Brand,  Turkey Brand aur v bahut sare....
Apne sayad dekha hoga Laxmi Brand k jitney v patakhe hote hai un sab pe laxmi ji ka photo hota hai.... Literally koi kaise bhagwan k photo me aag laga ..Unke photo k chithde chithde udane k baad khusi mana sakta hai.... Hum unhi ki puja karta hai aur unke photo ki hi...
    
Patakhe (Firecrackers) k bahut types hote hai... usme ek bomb hota hai.... aur mai ye v bata du ki hum patakhe jalate nhi fodte hai... I mean ... BOMB aur fodna ... ye dono words ko kaha positively use kiya jaa sakta hai.... ye galat ko hi indicate karte hai...Agar mai un bade binasak bombs aur in chote bombs k  similarities k bare me sochu to ... Done me hi barud hota hai...dono hi blast hote hai...dono se sound aata hai.... dono se log ghayal hota hai... bas fark itna hai ki bade wale bomb me jayada aur chote wale me kam...Usme jaan chali jaati hai aur isme hath jal jata hai.. aankh kharab ho jata hai.. aur v bahut kuch.. you know better then me...

Kya apne kabhi kisi rupayon k gadi me aag lagate dekha hai... aur aag lagane k baad us admi ko haste hue....agar nhi.. then I will request you ki patakho me aag lagate samay jinhone photos click karaye hain.. use ek baar dekhiye....apkowo aadmi dekh jayega....

Abhi tak jo padha wo personal effect the... abhi dekhte hai social and economical effects of firecrackers.....
Agar Delhi ki baat kiya jaaye...(Kyuki India ka Capital hai)
Apko to pata hi hoga ki World Health Organisation (WHO) k survey k anusaar... Delhi is the most polluted city in the world...sayad aap soch rhe honge ki hume kyaa .. hum to delhi me nhi rahte....agar aap aisa soch rhe hai to ye v sochiye na ki Delhi National Capital City hai.. Aapko kabhi na kabhi waha jana hi hoga...aur aaj Delhi hai.. kal aapka v city ho sakta hai...

According to System of Air Quality and Weather Forecasting and Research (SAFAR)  which comes under Ministry of Earth Science , Diwali k agle din.. Delhi k logo ko ghar se nhi nakalna chahiye... Pollution level peak pe hoga... aur SAFAR ne ye v  bataya ki har saal diwali me pollution level badh jata hai...Due to firecrackers only...

Pata hai... Winters k samay, Hawa dense aur foggy ho jata hai aur inke chhote chhote particles atmosphere me fansh jate hai... aur to aur patakho k toxins ..lungs ka damage karne k liye kafi hote hai..

Recently Delhi Pollution Control Committee ne patakho k samples check kiya .. Paya gaya ki usme se jayada Explosives Rules 2008 k khilaf banaye jaa rhe hain...kyu ki uske manufactures, Package pe chemical composition nhi dikhate hai... maje ki baat ye hai ki ...Rangbirangi bombs me bahut jayada harmful chemicals use hote hai (to make it effective and colourful)... iss se acha to wo chakri aur churchuri hi achha tha jo hum bachpan me jalate the.

Iss sab k bawjud...agle saal fir se wahi tension...wahi kharch sayad jayada hi... aur wahi soch...kyu ki ye to paramapara hai humara...
Mujhe ye samajh me nhi aata kis baat ki parampara hai ye.. kya Bagawan to nhi chahte ki Patakhe jalao...aur pollution fallawo... aur life ko barbaad karo...
Khusiyoon ka festival hai khusiyoon se manayiye...

Agar aap mujhse suggestion mangte to.. mai aapko bolta ki aap jo kharch patakhe k liye karne wale hai... usse paas k kuch garibo k ghar mithayiyaan de dijiye... agar budgut jayada hai .. to unke bachho ko kapde aur un sab ko ek time achha khana khila dijiye... unke face pe jo khusi hoga aur unke mann me apke liye duwaye.... wahi aapka return gift hoga... Agar aap society me rahte hai to sab mil k Bhandara laga sakte hai....ya aur kuch ....jis se aapko andar se khusi ho... na ki dikhawe wali khusi...
To kyu na Diwali to kuch naya kare... SOMETHING DIFFERENT... Diwali to Pollution free and environment friendly banate hai... Bas ek baar kar k dekhiye... Mazaa aaye... Real Khusi feel hoga....

Waise mai newspapers bahut kam hi padta hu... Lekin mujhe abhi tak yaad hai ki kuch saal pahle and garib ne diwali se kuch din pahle sucide kar liya tha..kyu uske 6 months se salary nhi mili thi aur usne apne bachho ko diwali me naya kapda dilane ka promise kiya tha... to Sayad hamare khusiyoon wali Diwali manane se kisi ki jindgi bach jaye...kisi k chahre pe khusi mil jaye...

Mujhe pata hai ki Padhne k baad aap soch rhe hai ki maine late kar diya blog likhne....Agar maine ye pahle likha hota to sayad aap iss baar  Khusiyon wali Diwali manate...

Agar dekha jaye to maine post me kuch naya nhi likha hai.... Sab aap pahle se v jante honge... bas kabhi socha nhi hoga.... Aap to jante hi hai.. ki Sudharne k liye galti pata hona jaruri hai.. aur Diwali to har saal aayegi... and There is always a next chance to change your self...

With a hope ki mera ye post ki ek ka v thought change kar de.. aur wo Diwali khusiyon k liye manaye.. na ki dIkhawe k liye.. mai likhna safal ho jayega...


A Very Happy  and Safe Diwali to you  and your family...

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Personality Traits

If you are using internet then you must have idea about WIKIPEDIA...Anyways Wikipedia is a place where everything is defined...

By the way ...this is all what I realized tonight...

Tonight I was updating my About.me Profile . So I was in need of some attractive words for my profile...... And I did what all are doing(as per me)........ searching on GOOGLE.

Its better If I write in my own hindi...Its feels original na??

Haan... to maine search kiya Personality traits. as usual first link mila Wikipedia..As per wikipedia .. Insaano me 5 tarike ka traits hota hai...

And Guess what I found ..... Jitna achha wala traits hai .. sab mere me hai.. fir v ye haal hai humara..anyways.. leave it ..continue karte hai...

Chaliye dekhte hai kya hai wo 5 traits:
1. Openness to experience
2. Conscientiousness
3. Extraversion
4. Agreeableness
5. Neuroticism

Lets see how I comply with them....

1. Openness to experience: Iska meaning hota hai..... " adventure, unusual ideas, curiosity, and variety of experience . It is also described as the extent to which a person is imaginative or independent, and depicts a personal preference for a variety of activities over a strict routine."

Aur hum to hai aise...... Kyu ki ..
Adventure pasand hai hume
Unusual Ideas aate rahte hai..
Curiosity to bhara pada hai...really...
Aur Hum to zindagi to ko hi experience karna chahte hai...
and I don't follow any strict routine....Be assured about it.

2. Conscientiousness :OMG!! 17 letters Word..... To be frank....Ye word pahle humne suna v nhi tha... meaning to dur ki baat hai..Hume to iska pronunciation v aata tha ya sayad hai(not sure) .. But thanks to GOOGLE ..... Google bhaiya ne Hume iska pronunciation Sunaya... fir meaning bataya... aur meaning match hua humare personality se... Same to Same.....Meaning hai "A tendency to be organized and dependable, show self-discipline, act dutifully, aim for achievement, and prefer planned rather than spontaneous behavior."

Ye baat v Humare me hai... jaise...
Organized aur dependable ban ne ki tendency to bachpan se hi hai...
Self - Disciplined to hamesha show karte hai..... kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki hain v ...
Duty sahi karte hai bhai...
Aim to hamesha achievements per hi hota hai...
Planning karke to kuch nhi ho pata hai.... Hume to sirf aaj ka pata hota hai...

3. Extraversion : Iska pronunciation to aata tha per meaning nhi pata tha... EXTROVERT to janta tha.. but isme to "O" k place me "A" aa gaya hai... So ..Humne bola " jai ho Google bhaiya..." aur fir kya tha Google Bhaiya ne hume bataya ki extraversion means " Energy, positive emotions, assertiveness, sociability, talkativeness and the tendency to seek stimulation in the company of others " hota hai.

Iska meaning dekh k laga jaise Humare liye hi likha gaya ho:
Energy k bare me baat nhi kijiye... Bharpur hai Humare me...
Positive Emotions...arey hum negative to sochte hi nhi... Kitna v bura ho jai..Kyu ki hum GITA me Viswas rakhte hai.." JO HOTA HAI ACHHE K LIYE HOTA HAI"....
Assertiveness ka v meaning to nhi pataa tha pahle... jab pata chala ki confidence ko bolte hai.. fir hum confident ho gaye ki humare liye hi hai .....
Sociability to dekhne se hi dikhta hai.. Apne photo dekha hi hoga...
Talkativeness to itna hai ki kabhi kabhi hum khud hi pareshan ho jate hai..
last wala v hai..Thoda lamba hai.. Google bhaiya se meaning puch lijiye... sab hum hi batawe...

4. Agreeableness : Ye word familiar tha pahle se... fir v surety k liye google bhaiya se puch liye, iska v meaning: "A tendency to be compassionate and cooperative rather than suspicious and antagonistic towards others."

Aur Galti se ye v match ho gaya... Kyu ki
Kisi pe v bahut jaldi viswas kar lete hai...
aur Koi help mange to uska help na kare aisa nhi ho sakta (Based on situation)
Kisi pe Sak to tab tak nhi karte jab tak kuch sabut na mil jaye...
Aur Birodh to karna hi nhi chahiye...Sabka sath Sabka Vikash ....Ye to PM ne mere se hi liya hai (PJ)....

Ab Bachha Last wala.,,

5. Neuroticism : As usual... Talent ki kami to hai nhi.. so iska meaning kaise pata hota..Google bhaiya ko knock kiye... aur wo hume knock out kar diye,... Meaning hota hai : " The tendency to experience unpleasant emotions easily, such as anger, anxiety, depression, and vulnerability. "

Ye sab humare me nhi hai..I mean hai... but this is my last options....
aur ant me aata hai....so count nhi hoga....


Bas ..... majak majak me bahut jayada blogging ho gaya...
Milte se fir se.... Apne andaz me....kuch naya le ke....

Confusing na

This is all about me..
Actually bahut hi confusing personality hai hum..
abhi tak hume v samajh me nhi aaya ki kar kyaa rhe hai aur karna kya chahte hai,,
Social media pasand nhi aa rha tha to Facebook deactivate kar diye..aur Twitter me active ho gaye..aur to aur linkedin v chala rhe hai...

Blogging karna pasand hai. but english me thoda sa kamjor hai..so blogging nhi karte hai..

Kya sunawe...
Pahle Time tha ...Laptop nhi tha...
Laptop aaya to internet nhi tha...
Internet aaya .... ab time nhi hai...
sabse maza wala baat hai.. jab time hota hai .. to mood nhi hota....


iss liye aaj hum decision liye ki...
No Boundation for anything..
na Time.. Na Internet... Na Language...

Waise v kuch log hi janta hai hume... aur jo janta v hoga wo ye blog me interested nhi hoga...

If I keep my thinking on ki english achhe se aayegi to Blogging karunga.. then I will never do it.,..

So ,I started Being Myself..


Monday, February 24, 2014

Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai? ?

Jab jab dard ka baadal chhaya
Jab gham ka saya lehraaya
Jab aansoo palkon tak aaya
Jab yeh tanha dil ghabraaya
Hum ne dil ko yeh samjhaya
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai?
Duniya mein yun hi hota hai
Yeh jo gehre sannate hain
Waqt ne sabko hi baante hain
Thoda gham hai sabka qissa
Thodi dhoop hai sabka hissa
Aankh teri bekaar hi nam hai
Har pal ek naya mausam hai
Kyun tu aise pal khota hai
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai